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07 August 2008 @ 09:56 pm
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Nov, 2002

Oi I'm on the INTERNET! Hello internet!

-Seamus



1.ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
back of my elbow jumpin off of Dad's roof. broke my arm, i was a genius! Bunch of little knee scrapes from playing football

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Billy Idol an some naked pictures of Demos. oh just kidding, there's no Billy idol poster. got a big Tottenham Hotspurs banner. lots of cock on my wall.

3. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
somethin by sony, it's got numbers.

4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
the good kind thats what, obviously. billy idol! hey motherfucker get laid get fucked

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
Don't have a clue

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Some ass

8.WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
Bailey

9. THE BEST TV SHOW EVER CREATED:
Top Gear! Fuck off

10. THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO?
Myself

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Oh of course, definitely need a little Italian to hold onto n make me safe.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Yer mum

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
whatever demos got on, i like that stuff. sometimes i rub it off on me and i smell nice too. free cologne!

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Anything, really. that make me sound desperate?

15. WOULD YOU RATHER BE SMART OR FUNNY?
I AM funny!

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
Fuck em I want a pint

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
my favourites Pepperoni

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Authentic chips

19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Probably Ferris. shouldnta grabbed his ass

20. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?
I speak English and some AMERICAN. Just a bit.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
How m I supposed to bloody remember that

22. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE?
Who don't I like?

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
dunno, can roll my tongue into a bunch of shapes though.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Ben Sherman, when I care. When I dnt care... whatever smells alright.

25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
Aston Martin DB9. Got my name in it too.

26. WHAT COLOR IS IT?
Red

27. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF EXERCISE?
Football. Not yr american football forget it

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Stupid question

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Head

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
82

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
I'll take both, thanks.

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
um... mum

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
not much annoys me honestly

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE U.S.?
thank god what fi i was born in this place? load of suck

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
a cute face

36. TATER TOTS OR FRIES?
Chips motherfucker

37. FIRST JOB?
avent worked a day in my life

38. EVER PRANK CALLED SOMEONE?
a classic seamus evening

39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS?
Playin with my bird

40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
fuck off i look great

41. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
everyone should have the honour of knowing more about seamus

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
MY GUNS. im ripped

43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
.........this can happen?

are you serious? what?

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
alcohol can become illegal? hold on let me look this up

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
it HAPPENED??? fuck no why didnt anyone tell me this. good god those poor folks

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
some old irish poet seamus heaney. havent read a single of of his poems.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
arent many stars in this city's sky

48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
Middle

49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
spurs dont cry

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
cant eeven read it myself. look i cant even type right

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
is bacon a lunchmeat?

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Cursing, drinkin, swearing

53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
sarah brightman

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Who wouldn;t want to be friends with me? honestly look at me. amazing.

55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
bah

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
guess you could put a bag over their head but that would get old after a few fucks. maybe if i drew a smiley face on it

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE YOUR ANGER?
drink then mabe hit things, dont remember

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
Demos's place

59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
maybe a little bit

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Little voice recorder. made my own radio show. best show ever.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
You want me to go look? Forget it. phones in my pants somewhere. someone call it see if it rings

62. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Maybe a bit.

63. DO YOU KNOW ANYONE FAMOUS?
dunno

64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
oi yeah

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Tits, ass, you know. maybe angry grouchy face with glasses.fffawww

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
yanks call me limey but i call them yanks. not much of a nickname

67. HOW MANY PAIRS OF SHOES DO YOU HAVE?
how you expect me to keep track of every bloody thing i own. you want me to step away every 4 seconds and go count something. this is maths class in disguise. you're mathin me!!

68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
why would anyone do that?

69. WERE YOU UPSET ABOUT STEVE IRWIN DYING?
He died?

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
chocolate with as many chunks of as many things in it as possible
or rum raisin

71. ARE YOU LAZY?
course not! maybe

72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
like blue a bit

73. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND?
bowie, babybird, billy. oh look at that.

74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
mathin me!!!!!

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
yes. EVERYONE

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
porn. no no... yes, porn. yes.

77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
cold pop tart

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
asked ferris over to watch the game but he had 'homework'
bet hes pluckin his eyebrows to get that perfect annoyed lookin shape

79. WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG:
I dont want no songs provoking my thoughts thanks

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE:
arsenal

82. FAVORITE DRINK:
gin, whiskey

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN:
think im a sagi-something, some horseman with a bow an arrow

84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
football

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Black but i make it blond, think it looks good

86. EYE COLOR?
Brown

87. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
only when i can pry them off of ferriss head but he gets all pissy and 'oh i cant see give em back" fuckin whinger.

88. SIBLINGS?
hahaaaha after me they didnt want no more

89. FAVORITE MONTH(s)
june i guess.

90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
like my fish fried. deeply fried, thanks

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
i told you, porn

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
new years. fresh start.

93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
me shy? oi come on

94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
summer. girls wear less

95. KISSES OR HUGS?
gimme a bit of both yeah?

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE-NIGHT STANDS?
relationships got so much whinging and emotions

97. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Well, demos already did it

98. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
ferris cause he's a big grouch

99. Create your own question! Whoo!
My question: this was a secret maths test wasnt it?
answer: yes

100. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
oh... dunno. that'd be nice.
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pattypimp: happy viridpattypimp on August 7th, 2008 07:49 pm (UTC)
hahah,prohibition... i love reading these, there funny, off to read the one Ferris did =]